Once upon a time I was obsessed with blond highlights.
I’m anti-hair dyeing, but there are lots of nifty hair products for blondes, and I thought they would do a fine job of bringing out the slight natural blond highlights in my hair.
They did. My hair looked fantastic.
People were always asking me where I got my hair done because the blond highlights looked so natural. I was always happy to tell people that they were.
But then those blond highlights started turning green. Not blondie’s-been-in-the-chlorinated-pool green, either. More like wicked-witch-of-the-west green. So then people started asking me why I dyed my hair green.
The green highlights would not come out. I was forced to walk around with green highlights for several months until they finally faded away.
From my experience, blondes do not have the most fun.